SMOKE BOMBS IN FOOTBALL STADIUMS KNOW THE FACTS!
Let’s start with DON’T BE A DICK
That should just about be all we need to say on this subject but it isn’t so let have a rant!
We are fully aware of the misuse of our products namely that of the ‘blue smoke’. It’s like cat nip to ‘those of little intelligence’, there is no fear of me offending you if your intentions are that of being massively anti-social, as there is strong chance that this blog has already conjured up too many long words that would have already frightened off the misusers, hence rendering it useless from it’s original purpose i suppose?
Let us write a few sentences in bold to warn intrepid pyrotechnic blue flag wavers and arm them with the knowledge to ward off their spell of picking up soap in the communal showers.
IT IS ILLEGAL TO CARRY OR USE SMOKE BOMBS IN SPORTS GROUNDS IN THE UK AND ACROSS EUROPE. Under the ‘Sporting Events Act 1985‘ it is illegal to carry products such as Enola Gaye Smoke Grenades which the law views as fireworks. You will be swiftly jailed, yes jailed, put in prison, banged up, incarcerated all for a little smokey fun. But actually it’s not fun; this is the point; if you’re free as a bird running around a woodland playing paintball then a smoke bomb is part of the fun…However kooked up in a football stadium with some yob waving a tube emitting smoke for 2 minutes that is full of sulphur and dye, to which you have no choice other than to digest it in your lungs then this is not fun.
The authorities also don’t view it as fun so set this blog free blog penetrate the internet world and into the search engines and minds of the undesirable so when they are looking for blue smoke bombs to let off at their next game they maybe armed with this information! And if you really need to celebrate that goal, tie a blue ribbon in your fucking hair…..
Here’s the evidence……..